Someone stitch this outfit up for me and I will pay them lots of moneys.
Flavor of Lawyer: Grand Prosecutor
Location: Celes Pleasure Transport
Famous Words: Do you know why I came all the way out here to prosecute the most simple of all cases personally, Nool? I want to kill him myself. I want to be the one who sees the light go out in his eyes. You know why? Because it turns me on.
Why She’s Awesome: There’s nothing wrong with enjoying your work. There’s a lot wrong with enjoying the sight of a man being eaten alive by nerve bore worms. Even if he did kill 685,304,000,000 people. Seriously, Jihana. Seek professional help. That’s just gross.
Want a consult? Find her on Lexx.
790 Lexx, Season 2 Ep. 9
(While being forced by a cyborg body to sexually assault Stanley.)